notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday

blaze it and praise it my niggies

praises:

YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL

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y-como-es-el:

I cant

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

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riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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dopernose:


Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

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