i dress fucking ugly nowadays. my hair is uglier than ever and my face isnt clear anymore
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
You could’ve reblogged that from me
remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"